Well today was my second day of school, and I just finished some writing some bad ass notes for math class. I had Journalism to day and we are going to make the most frakking awesome yearbook of all time. No kidding.
I wrote this story for my friend Katie, because she wanted me to. It is a children story, but it is a bit... funny sounding for children? :) I'm not sure how to explain it. You'll see.
Once upon a time there was a ninja. This ninja was very lonely.
Once upon the same time there was a pirate. This pirate was very lonely.
One day the two of them decided that they should go make some company. So they both went to a speed dating function.
Coincidentally they had both gone to the same speed dating thing. Of course, really it isn't coincidentally but coincidences make better stories.
While the two grew up they were taught to despise the other race. Pirates and ninjas were not to mix.
The two got to talking about all the terrible people that they could set up with for speed dating. They both learned a very important lesson. They were gay.
They also learned that ninjas and pirates could live in peace and harmony.
The second one is the moral, the thing about them being gay doesn't count as a moral. Sorry.
I hope that all of you loved it.
Currently reading: Gone by Michael Grant
Currently listening: To my sister and her best friend whining about their new homework load.
Currently thinking: That I need to go glue stuff to a cover of a notebook, but the notebook is in my locker.
DFTBA lovies.
That was an amazing story.
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