-A break from our regularly scheduled theme so that I can rant-
I don't know if you have all heard of the new "advancements" in astrology, but they have added a new sign. I used to be a Gemini, but I am now a Taurus.
This is a list of Taurus traits:
Taurus Strength Keywords:
- Dependable- Persistent
- Loyal
- Patient
- Generous
Taurus Weakness Keywords:
- Stubborn- Laziness
- Possessive
- Materialistic
- Self-indulging
This is a Gemini trait list:
Gemini Strength Keywords:
- Energetic- Clever
- Imaginative
- Witty
- Adaptable
Gemini Weakness Keywords:
- Superficial- Impulsive
- Restless
- Devious
- Indecisive
Let's go through some things that are wrong with this...
A) I am one of the wittiest bastards I know, and therefore feel like I am a Gemini.
B) If you look at A, you will notice that I am SUPERFICIAL (which is a Gemini weakness.)
C) I do not fit any of the Taurus personality traits, good or bad.
D) In a recent survey, 100% people said that I was not a Taurus, (granted only one person took part in the survey.)
E)How do they figure that from yesterday to today my personality changed?
-Now back to your regularly scheduled programming-
Christmas!
I love Christmas, and begin to celebrate the day after Thanksgiving when I blast Christmas songs (I would begin sooner, but in my family we have a no tolerance rule of singing Christmas songs before the day after Thanksgiving.)
Because I am now a Taurus I am going to materialistic and talk about the gifts that I got. The largest present (not in size, but in price) that I got was the Kindle by Amazon. Before Christmas I had never even thought about asking for a Kindle because I was sort of unsure of the whole concept. Now that I have one though, I think that is is a good idea. Reading is still the same, even when you read it using a different platform.
I had a very good Christmas, but I did miss one Christmas party due to planning issues. That was too bad because I didn't get to see some family that I hadn't seen in a few months (since last Christmas.)
Things I was kind of disappointed about:
- My mom did not write 'From Santa' on any presents. Santa did bring us stockings though.
- We had no cookies or milk to put out of Santa because we had eaten them all (and my mom was full.)
- It didn't snow at all (it never snows here anyway, but I was still sad.)
Overall my Christmas was fun, and I had a very good time.
DFTBA,
Haley
Book: The 13 1/2 lives of Captain Bluebear
Listening: to the bathroom fan
Stressed about: NOTHING! I am actually calm right now.
I'm kind of in the same boat as far as the new astrology signs. I used to be a Virgo, now I'm a Leo... even though none of the Leo traits describe me. I suppose I could list them, but no... to lazy.
ReplyDeleteAfter writing this I realized that it doesn't really apply to you if you are already born. :)
ReplyDeleteI wanted to rant anyway.
I refuse to be a Cancer!!!!! I will always be a Leo. Even if I don't really read my horoscope.
ReplyDelete-Hannah