Tuesday, September 7, 2010

In which I write about a Pedophile...

Hey bloggers, it's Tuesday! I actually have a lot of homework to do tonight (most of which I could have done this weekend but let's just ignore that fact) so I'm just gonna go straight to the story. But don't worry, your not missing anything, because nothing exciting happened this week anyway (school, work, Youtube... repeat). Anyways, at this moment I still have no idea what my story's going to be about. I'm just gonna make it up as I go. I'd like to apologize in advance.

Once upon a time there was a young Unicorn who lived in an enchanted forest just beyond the Sea of Unattainable goals. Most Unicorns in the forest spent there days hiding out, in fear of course that certain clocked men from other children's stories would come looking for them. But this Unicorn, more commonly known as Una, was not afraid of such... creatures. She skipped through the trees and high into the heals, even occasionally going down to the water. The other Unicorns were skeptical of course, but nothing could stop Una from participating in her favorite activities. 

One day, not unlike any other day, while she was getting a drink from the Sea a voice called out to her; "hey there, enjoying the water?" The question was simple, but the voice stung Una to her core... and so she didn't respond. But instant later, the voice spoke again, but this time it was closer, too close "its rude not to say hello... I suppose I'll have to teach you some manners" he said with a sly smirk. Una was terrified, she didn't know what to do, maybe her adventures weren't such a good idea after all. She started to speak, but before she got the chance a Stallion burst through the trees and trampled the mysterious creature. "It" was no match for the beautiful stead and within seconds "It" disappeared into the trees. Only after listening to one last threat from the Stallion, "never come here again, this is my territory." With that Una and the stead faced each other and after a brief silence the Stallion spoke, "I'm Erwin, pleasure to meet you." 

Okay... when I said I was going to make it up as I went along I had no idea it would lead to me writing about a mysterious pedophile who stalks young Unicorns. I apologized in advance, but let me just say once more, I am so sorry.

In case you want a slightly less creepy story it just so happens that several months ago I posted one of my elementary school stories on Youtube. I kind of forgot about it for awhile, but with this challenge I remembered it and figured I'd mention it. So here it is if your interested:

Emily, I'll read you tomorrow.


Currently re-reading: "Devilish" by Maureen Johnson
Currently listening to: Um... the Veggie Tales theme song.
Quote: "If you like to talk to tomatoes, if a squash can make you smile... if you like to Waltz with potatoes, up and down the produce aisle... Have we got a show for you." Veggie Tales

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