Tuesday, October 5, 2010

Strange Experiences In A Place That's Probably A Porn Store

Hey bloggers, it's Tuesday!

I just had a debate with myself, it went like so;
Tenley 1: Take a shower
Tenley 2: Write your blog
Tenley 3: Do your homework
Tenley 4: Um... how about we go eat Oreos?
Tenley 3: Oh yeah, that sounds good. Let's do that.
Tenley 1: I guess we can shower later. To the Oreos!
Tenley 2: I really think we should write our blog.
Tenley 4: Okay, you play hardball. Let's get Oreos and blog while eating them.
Tenley 2: Done. To the Oreos!

Mmm... Oreos. So anyways, this week was pretty uneventful. Just the usual procrastination and um, crap I need a second thing to make that sentence worth while... think, think. Um... Oreos? Hey, at least I'm consistent! There is one thing I wanted to talk about though. On Saturday I drove my brother to the mall because he got some gift cards for his birthday and he doesn't drive yet. While he was shopping I wondered into a store I'd never been into before. It was called, "Spencer's". Now... the front of the store was fairly normal, it was mostly Halloween costumes. In fact, part of the reason I went in was because I saw Mario and Luigi costumes. But then I walked further back... and I believe this was my biggest mistake of the day. Because as I got further back it stopped looking like a Halloween store and looking more like... um, Frenchy's. Yeah, the Frenchy's from "Will Grayson, Will Grayson". But that's not really the part that concerned me. I mean sure the the sex toys and skimpy lingerie will probably scar me for life, but there was something worse. And no, it wasn't the display of Twilight themed sex toys (oh how I wish I was kidding).

You see in the far back corner there was a bunch of packages, and a bowl in the shape of a leave with the label "pot holder". And although I could be wrong, I don't think they meant the things you put under hot bowls. No, I think they meant the other kind of pot. Mostly because those packages all had names like "rainbow vision" (this was actually the name of one. I don't remember the other names though). I'm not entirely sure why I mentioned that, mostly it was just the kind of weird circumstance that happens and you want to share with everyone you possibly can.

Emily, I'll read you tomorrow.

Currently reading: "Human Nature: Opposing Viewpoints" Not even for school, I just saw it in the library and thought it looked interesting.
Currently listening to: "Do you wanna date my avatar" by the Guild

1 comment:

  1. OMG that's a great story :D Twilight themed sex toys - I don't even want to THINK about that!