Thursday, January 13, 2011

I am not a freaking Taurus. I am still a Gemini.

Hi girls.  It's Thursday.

-A break from our regularly scheduled theme so that I can rant-
I don't know if you have all heard of the new "advancements" in astrology, but they have added a new sign.  I used to be a Gemini, but I am now a Taurus.

This is a list of Taurus traits:

Taurus Strength Keywords:

- Dependable
- Persistent
- Loyal
- Patient
- Generous

Taurus Weakness Keywords:

- Stubborn
- Laziness
- Possessive
- Materialistic
- Self-indulging

This is a Gemini trait list:

Gemini Strength Keywords:

- Energetic
- Clever
- Imaginative
- Witty
- Adaptable

Gemini Weakness Keywords:

- Superficial
- Impulsive
- Restless
- Devious
- Indecisive

Let's go through some things that are wrong with this... 

A) I am one of the wittiest bastards I know, and therefore feel like I am a Gemini.

B) If you look at A, you will notice that I am SUPERFICIAL (which is a Gemini weakness.)

C) I do not fit any of the Taurus personality traits, good or bad.

D) In a recent survey, 100% people said that I was not a Taurus, (granted only one person took part in the survey.)

E)How do they figure that from yesterday to today my personality changed? 

-Now back to your regularly scheduled programming-


I love Christmas, and begin to celebrate the day after Thanksgiving when I blast Christmas songs (I would begin sooner, but in my family we have a no tolerance rule of singing Christmas songs before the day after Thanksgiving.)

Because I am now a Taurus I am going to materialistic and talk about the gifts that I got. The largest present (not in size, but in price) that I got was the Kindle by Amazon.  Before Christmas I had never even thought about asking for a Kindle because I was sort of unsure of the whole concept.  Now that I have one though, I think that is is a good idea.  Reading is still the same, even when you read it using a different platform.  

 I had a very good Christmas, but I did miss one Christmas party due to planning issues.  That was too bad because I didn't get to see some family that I hadn't seen in a few months (since last Christmas.)  

Things I was kind of disappointed about:
  • My mom did not write 'From Santa' on any presents.  Santa did bring us stockings though.
  • We had no cookies or milk to put out of Santa because we had eaten them all (and my mom was full.)
  • It didn't snow at all (it never snows here anyway, but I was still sad.)

Overall my Christmas was fun, and I had a very good time. 


Book: The 13 1/2 lives of Captain Bluebear
Listening: to the bathroom fan
Stressed about: NOTHING!  I am actually calm right now.


  1. I'm kind of in the same boat as far as the new astrology signs. I used to be a Virgo, now I'm a Leo... even though none of the Leo traits describe me. I suppose I could list them, but no... to lazy.

  2. After writing this I realized that it doesn't really apply to you if you are already born. :)

    I wanted to rant anyway.

  3. I refuse to be a Cancer!!!!! I will always be a Leo. Even if I don't really read my horoscope.